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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

One Last Thing....

A muffled radio contact from me.

Dun Dun Dun!

That's it bro. It's over. This blog is over. We had a lot of good times and bad times, but this blog is finished.
Yeah. Well, bye. A new gameblog will be made! It's gonna be called LAN Gamerz.

Dragonborn's traditional armor

Iron Gauntlets SK.pngIron Helmet SK.pngIron Boots SK.pngSkyrim Studded Armor.jpg

AI of minecraft is amazing.

Here is a list of minecraft AI taken from minecraft wiki.

All Mobs

All mobs randomly walk around. When they come to a 1 high wall, they jump. They avoid falling 4 or more blocks (falling 4 or more blocks means taking fall damage). They all float in water except for slimes, magma cubes, and iron golems, which sink.

Passive



Chickens, Cows, Pigs, Sheep

Chickens, cows, pigs, and sheep wander randomly. They are attracted to light and grass. If two animals of the same type are fed wheat, they will come together and make a baby animal. Animals will flee in random directions when hit by The Player or attacked by a wild Wolf.

Villager

The villager has a complex AI system. When they were first added, their AI was very basic and villagers only stood inside their homes and turned to face the player. (Confirmation needed)
As of version 1.2.3, adult villagers will 'socialize'. This is modelled by a pair of villagers moving to face one another at a distance of about a metre, as if they were talking. Sometimes larger groups will form in a similar way. Child villagers 'socialize' in the same way as the adults, and will also sprint around the village, seemingly playing tag. All villagers will attempt to enter houses when it is raining or at night, and will also flee from zombies. Note that identifying a 'house' is a challenge for a computer AI, and this may give rise to unexpected villager behaviour.
Villagers will neither attack nor flee if the player attacks them, but if their village is large enough to have spawned an Iron Golem it may arrive to protect them. Villagers will also interact with the golem: when they see one, they stop and stare at it. The golem may in turn offer them a rose as a symbol of friendship. Because the children are shy, when an Iron Golem offers them a rose, they will approach slowly and run away as soon as they have the rose.

House

Villagers try to live in 'houses', and they use the number of available houses as a cue for whether or not to breed. To a villager, a house is a structure with a door and an enclosed area within some size range (neither too large nor too small) fully covered by a roof. The roof needs to cover more 'inside' area than it does 'outside' area. This means a building with an enormous outdoors awning may not be recognised as a house. A mansion with many rooms and many doors may be recognised by the AI as many houses, but a barn-like structure with a over-high ceiling may not be recognised as a house at all. It is possible to build very many seemingly reasonable house-like structures that the Minecraft AI cannot recognise as houses, and it's also possible to build structures which do count as 'houses' despite being pared down to the very minimum. (Confirmation needed. What is the precise definition of a house, to a villager?)
Note that because a 'house' needs a door, and zombies in Hard mode can destroy doors, after a zombie attack even the surviving villagers may stop recognising their former residences as houses and become lost when they wander off into the wilderness.

Hostile
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Before 1.0, hostile mobs such as zombies ignored everything except their target, once they had been aggravated by the player or another entity, leaving them vulnerable to environmental dangers such as lava pits and sudden cliffs. The mobs would charge blindly forward instead of attempting to avoid said hazards. This allowed for the creation of simple pitfall traps.

[edit] Zombie

Zombies attack by moving relatively slowly towards a player or a villager, and will damage them on contact. They do not try to avoid being hit, and will continue to pursue the player even when being counter-attacked. If they encounter a door they will bang loudly on it, but they can only actually break through a wooden door on the Hard difficulty setting or in hardcore mode. They cannot break through iron doors. In hard mode, their habit of attacking doors makes them a significant threat to villagers, as after a few days of attacks they can destroy every door in a village, leaving the villagers 'homeless' and highly vulnerable. (See the Villager AI description for further details.)

[edit] Before 1.2

Zombies made no attempt to avoid cliffs or other obstacles, and would simply try to jump over anything in their path.

[edit] 1.2 AI overhaul

Zombies make some attempt to seek out the cover of nearby trees or caves, or enter bodies of water to protect themselves from burning up during the day. They also try to avoid damaging falls where possible.

[edit] Skeleton

Skeletons will circle the player with a constant radius while attacking in an attempt to evade attacks.

[edit] Before 1.2

If a skeleton hits another skeleton with an arrow, they will attack each other until one is killed, then the "survivor" will resume attacking the player if nearby.
The presence of a skeleton is identifiable by the soft rattling sound of its bones. It will walk and jump around aimlessly until it spots the player. At that point, it will start firing arrows in the player's direction with moderate accuracy, aiming at head level when it is at full health and at torso level when injured. When approaching a target, a skeleton will move to its left just before it fires an arrow. It will also run, making itself more difficult to hit. However, these tendencies often get skeletons stuck in small alcoves and lava.
Their arrows travel in a straight line after Beta 1.8, however, prior to Beta 1.8 their arrows used to travel to in a wide arc, which would sometimes causes the arrows to get stuck in the ceiling. If skeletons are in a 2 block high area, they could almost never hit you unless they were very close, or if their health was low, and they were shooting from their torso.

[edit] 1.2 AI overhaul

Skeletons received a similar AI update to the Zombie AI update. As with zombies, skeletons also attempt to seek out the cover of nearby trees or caves, or enter bodies of water to protect themselves from burning up during the day. Skeletons will also flank the player out of their hiding spot should the player try to hide from the skeleton. For example, a skeleton spots the player and the player attempts to hide around a corner of a wall. The skeleton will seek out the player and attack once they found them. Similar to creepers, skeletons now avoid falls if they can.

[edit] Spider

Spiders run about as fast as you move normally, and they try to jump on you. In light levels of 9 or higher, they don't try to attack you unless you attack them. Spiders can climb walls, and they can see through walls.

[edit] Cave spider

In addition to what is mentioned in the "spider" section, cave spiders are smaller, and they poison their target, but only in normal mode or harder.

[edit] Creeper

Creepers get ready to explode when they are one block away. They explode 1.5 seconds after they start their countdown unless you are far enough away. Before 1.2, they would circle to your left. Starting in snapshot 12w05a, they got the same updates that zombies and skeletons got. Creepers don't burn in sunlight. They will try to pathfind around blocks in their path to get to the player.
It is their pathfinding that gave creepers their reputation. As they are always trying to get as near the player as possible, they will often hide and seem to ambush the player. They also don't have many weaknesses, making them harder to slay than your typical zombie.
Creepers will flee from ocelots and cats. This is very useful, as tamed cats will follow the player and thus protect them from creepers.

[edit] Slime

Unlike other mobs, slimes don't target players, they just move toward the closest one, even if shot by a skeleton or if the player is through a wall. When no player is within 16 blocks, they hop in one direction and run into walls then turn. Because they don't target a particular player, they won't attack you if you attack them in creative.

[edit] Ghast

Ghasts can seek out players from 100 blocks away. Once they come within range and can see you, they shoot fireballs, which have 1/3 the explosive force as a Creeper, and light surrounding blocks on fire. Unlike other hostile mobs, Ghasts will not attempt to draw close to the player once aggravated, but will instead hover about 24 blocks from the player, firing repeatedly at them. They do not become aggressive under any circumstances in creative mode, but it has been confirmed that this is a bug. This bug happens because ghasts don't have a search mode.

[edit] Spider Jockey

The spider controls how both mobs move. The spider acts like a normal spider, and the skeleton acts normal except how it moves is determined by the spider. Sometimes the skeleton's arrows will damage the spider jockey itself. Occasionally, the skeleton will get off the spider. This will also happen if you log out and back in.

[edit] Blaze

Blazes fly if they see you. About every 10 seconds, they will be on fire, and then they will shoot 3 fireballs at you. Blazes are damaged by water and snowballs. If blazes can't see you, they don't fly.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

PYROMANIA UPDATE!

PUBLIC ENEMY SET NOW CANON! WOOT! Lots of extremely famous sets have been made CANON today men! Woo! I love the public enemy set! And the sniper has a sniper rifle that can DECAPITATE you! The pyro also got something, well it's his update, isn't it? A new flare gun! The scorch shot. It knocks back players, and it has a big blast radius. Bad thing, it does less damage. But who cares!
Must. Get. Reserve. Shooter. Whatever. The soldier gets a junky set, but it's more than junky. The rocket launcher can launch multiple rockets at once! TOMORROW IS MEET THE PYRO SO EXCITED I WILL EXPLODE "BOOM!"

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Oh No They Didn't

Don't search nymph on elder scrolls. They will burn your eyes out.

TF2

Cow Mangler Blueprints from scratch.
 (Direct Hit+Reclaimed Metal=Black Box)+Reclaimed Metal=Cow Mangler.

Righteous Bison Blueprints from scratch
 (Buff Banner+Reclaimed Metal=Battalion's Backup)+Reclaimed Metal=Righteous Bison.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Steam Now Enabled

Now I got steam! Downloading TF2 now.

Steam

I'm getting steam. Rumors say that steam games are as cheap as a cucumber.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

More Mobs

I like the More Mobs mod for minecraft. It makes more mobs, including human mods.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Thursday, May 10, 2012

What Game Should I Get Next?

Give me your ideas in the comments! I'm into Singleplayer RPGs like Dragon Age and The Elder Scrolls, FPSs like Call Of Duty and Battlefield and Puzzles like Portal and Limbo.

Here are the trailers for the games I like. Find something similar to them and I will thank you.



Gmod Zombines

You should look at and get these if you don't have the Episode 1 NPC pack. It does everything a Zombine would do: Charge at you and pull out a grenade. Leenk!

The Binding Of Issac.

I really want this game. It is pretty cool, and you get lots of awesome powers. Here is the expansion pack trailer. Don't let the little boy character fool you, this is a really scary game.

And it's cheap! Costs about 7 bucks. This new upcoming expansion pack will cost 3 bucks only!
Looks like steam found another good game. Just, it isn't exactly scary, its just kinda emotionally scary.
Also, your character is an irresistible little baby! Just look how adorable! Don't worry, it's kinda funny too.
There are some memes in it too, like trollface and forever alone. Not too famous, but I think this is a pretty good third person dungeon shooter.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Awesomeness.

Dwarven Armor upgraded to legendary is stronger than orcish armor. That's why i'm going to upgrade my Dwarven Armor until it's stronger than Orcish Armor. Yea I did.

The Cities Of Skyrim

The first city you usually find in The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim is Whiterun. You should get used to the cities in Skyrim there, because most of the cities you find will have a similar design. Some cities, like Falkreath and Winterhold are not that Citylike, and more like a village. One of the cities you must go to is Riften. It's great and you can arrange your marriage (ingame) with the priest there. First, when you get to Whiterun, the guard may say that you're not allowed to enter. I bribed him and he let me through. In Riften, if you go through the north gate, you will have to pay a tax to get in. I persuaded him to let me into Riften. Skyrim rules and bye. By the way I have to say (something) rules and bye every time.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Night Mother

The pic of Night Mother is censored because of gruesomeness. If you really wanna see, click this link.
She was the founder of the dark brotherhood.

Of course, Dwarven Armor deserves a place in GameBlog.

I can't make those new armors instantly, so first things first, i'm gonna make dwarven stuff. With dwarven stuff, I'll be awesome. But dwarven stuff needs to be about 20% cooler. Omg, Daedric armor makes armor 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat! Night Mother is creepy, and I've recently found the keeper of her coffin, Cicero. I helped him, which means I helped the dark brotherhood. Woohoo!

The Elder Scrolls

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111209055253/elderscrolls/images/thumb/2/26/Daedric_Armor_%28Skyrim%29.jpg/181px-Daedric_Armor_%28Skyrim%29.jpg
Daedric Armor.




In The Elder Scrolls V, Daedric Armor is a very tough armor that I want. I'll pair it with the Daedric Greatsword.
I still don't know what the Elder Scrolls means. It's bugging me now.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120305234853/elderscrolls/images/thumb/3/3d/Daedricgreatsword.png/429px-Daedricgreatsword.png
Heck Awesome Transparent Background Daedric Greatsword.
 You must play the Elder Scrolls V, if you don't have it. If you don't, whats wrong with you?! Buy it now and say goodbye to real life. I love Daedric Armor. It's a step up from Ebony armor.
I love The Elder Scrolls V. You must play it.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111115132107/elderscrolls/images/thumb/5/5d/Ebony1.jpg/213px-Ebony1.jpg
Ebony Armor.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120315075712/elderscrolls/images/thumb/7/70/Ebonygreatsword.png/429px-Ebonygreatsword.png
Ebony Greatsword, with another transparent background

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Prototype

I dunno about this new game. I'm getting Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim tho.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Counter Strike Skins

KK counter strike skins are now the awesome stuff around here! I downloaded soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much that my head exploded and one of the bits landed on the o key.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Lol Spy

This spy was using the Cosa Nostra Set before it was cool


Wednesday, April 18, 2012

TF2 Beta Stuff

The rocket launcher looked more like an RPG, with a rocket sticking out of the muzzle-The Scout used a nailgun-The heavy had no gloves-

Sunday, April 15, 2012

The Blazing Reaction Pack

I DID NOT MAKE THIS. A guy with a steam profile called Cbast did. I love these new skins for the pyro's weapons. The primary weapon for this pack replaces the Degreaser, the secondary replaces the Flare Gun and the melee replaces the Axtinguisher or The Powerjack. I just found this randomly on the internets and I
love it.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Sniper Rifles Of Every Game.

Firepower: M14 EBR-Bad firepower for one bullet but high rate of fire makes up for it. Halo Sniper Rifle-Very Strong,high rate of fire. Magnum Sniper Rifle-Very High damage but bolt action slows it down a bit. TF2 Sniper Rifle-Low Rate of fire and very low base damage, but when charged results in an instant kill headshot for any class. Winner:Magnum Sniper Rifle

Quietness: M14 EBR-Silencer. N'uff said. Halo Sniper Rifle-Extremely Loud! Aww Man! Magnum Sniper Rifle-Don't get me started! TF2 Sniper Rifle-Kinda loud,but beats those LOUD Sniper Rifles.        Winner:M14 EBR

Efficiency: M14 EBR-Very Efficient. Halo Sniper Rifle-Quite Efficient. Magnum Sniper Rifle-Big Mac Says:"Nnnnope".
TF2 Sniper Rifle-Kinda Good, I guess. Winner-M14 EBR

Customisability: M14 EBR-Lots Of Attachments. Halo Sniper Rifle-Nnnnnope. Magnum Sniper Rifle-Nnnnnnope. TF2 Sniper Rifle-Nnnnnnnope
Winner:M14 EBR

Is it heavy?: M14 EBR-Nnnnnope. Halo Sniper Rifle-Nnnnope Magnum Sniper Rifle-Eeeeeyup. TF2 Sniper Rifle-Nnnnnope.
Winner:Tie for every one of the weapons except the Magnum Sniper Rifle.

Grand Prize Winner:M14 EBR. It's Reward! A link to it's pic right here.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Yo Whadup

My flaming fists of fury will destroy you, fiend! hahahahaha! Hey, didn't I kick your butt two rooms back?!
I hate running backwards!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

GameList

Tell me in the comments about your fave game and i'll put it in this list. There's four to get it started!
  1. Serious Sam TSE
  2. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
  3. Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3
  4. Zeno Clash.
  5. Portal
  6. Half-Life 
  7. Minecraft
  8. Deathspank 
  9. Halo CE
  10. Raze 2
  11. Dead Space
  12. Metal Gear Solid
  13. Far Cry 3 
  14. Dead Space 3  
  15. GTA SA 
  16. League Of Legends  
  17. insert game here 
  18. insert game here  
  19. insert game here 
  20. insert game here 

Monday, March 26, 2012

Vote!

Which Music Do You Like! Tell Me In The Comments! They're Kukulan, Exotech And Mordekai Music.
Listen.

Ugh Zahn III

He Is Giant. Nuff Said Or Else. He Also Loves Weapons.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

SSTFE And SSTSE Levels

Level 1:Hateshput:First You Spawn In Front Of The Temple,Go Up Those Stairs And Rocketeers Will Appear, Don't Worry, Lightning Strikes And They Get Killed. Go Inside The Temple To Find More Rocketeers And Another Revolver. Go Down That Hallway. Fight The One Eyed Freak(It's A Gnaar,Deal With It) And Go Into The Pool For Some Powerups. Then Go Into The Door,Grab The Shotty, And Then Fight More Rocketeers And Smaller Gnaars. After That,A Kleer Skeleton Will Appear! Two Point Blank Shots With The Shotty Will Take It Down. Then Go Into The Door The Skeleton Came From To Go Into The Sand Canyon.

 Level 2:Sand Canyon:You Spawn In A Canyon Of Sand,Obviously. Once You Hear AAAAAAAAAAAAA That Means You Should Get Your Shotty Ready, Because Those Are Kamikazes! The Rest Of The Level Should Be Pretty Straightforward. Then Fight The Bull And The Robot To Get To The Next Level.

Level 3:Forgot The Name,Sorry: The Whole Level Is Quite Hard And I Can't Quite Make A Walkthrough Of This Level. Sorry. You Get The Dual Barrel Coach Gun In This Level. Also Scorpion Men Appear In This Level.

Level 4:Valley Of The Kings:You'll Start In A Small Temple. Grab All The Supplies And Head Out. Fight All Those Crazy Enemies Outside. Once You Meet New Enemies, Like Bigger, Red Robot And FourArms Reptile Mode, Get Ready For Your First Boss Battle. He Appears After You Grab The Rocket Launcher. He's FourArms Reptile Mode That Looks Like He Was Injected With Stimulant That Made Him Bigger. Defeat Him Then Venture Into The Temple. It's Pretty Straightforward From There. Grab The Tommygun Once You See A Room With A Tiny Pyramid In The Middle. Watch Out. Marsh Hoppers Everywhere. Also Kamikazis And Kleer Skeletons Appear. Once That's Over, Go Through The Door. Watch Out! Kleer Skeleton Appears! Open Fire With The Coach Gun! Get To The Artifact Room. Blast The Statues To Make A Portal Appear If You're Playing HD. If Not,A Pendulum Will Be Behind Some Rocks. Blast The Rocks To Make The Pendulum Swing! Get On Before It Stops Swinging! Go Through That Cave To Get To The SEEECRET LEVEL! DO NOT GO ACROSS THE BRIDGE! It Will Break And You Will Take The Shortcut To The Next Level!!! Missing The Secret Level!!!!!!!

Seeeecret Level!:Moon Mountains:You'll Spawn In An Alcove. Walk Across The Bridges! Defeat Any Enemies In Your Way! Once You're At The Last Mountain, Jump Down To The Platform Below. Go Through The Cave. Watch Out! Gnarr Attack!!!! Keep Going Through To Get To A Huge Place With A Circular Waterfall. Go Down Onto The Waterfall And Destroy Any Enemies In Your Way. Go Into The Door Guarded By Those Two Rocketeers. Jump Down The Well. In Some Instances You Will Meet Fishies! They're Dangerous And You May Have Met Them Before If You Got The Powerups In The Valley Of The Kings Under The Water. Swim Out. Harpies!!!!! Go Through The Door, Move Through The Hall And Get To The Oasis!

Level 5:Oasis:You'll Spawn Under Water. Get Ammo! Get Out And Then Fight All The Guys In Front Of The Temple! Go Into The Temple To Find The Grenade Launcher. Fight All Those Skeletons And Then Go Down To Fight Another Skeleton! Keep Going. You May Find Some Scorpions. I Don't Remember. Go Through The Door! Another Boss Battle! Marsh Hopper Swarm. Defeat Them And Go Through The Door. Fight All Those Enemies And Then Fight MORE Marsh Hoppers. I Think You Get To The Artifact After That.

Level 6:Memphis(Dunes):You Don't Need A Walkthrough For This Level! Are You Lazy! You Just Fight Fight Fight. No Winding Doorways Or Puzzles. Just Huge Plain And Lots Of Fighting. Oh Fine. First You Spawn In A Huge Desert. Fight All The Guys There. After That,Go Into Memphis To Get The LazerGun. Fight Again And Then Go To The Next Pretty Straightforward Level.

Level 7:Memphis(Suburbs):Just Keep Fighting. Go Through The Doorway And Then Touch The Two Switches. Go Down Into The Icky Mucky Sewers.

Level 8:Memphis(Sewers):Get To The Surface. Go Through The Door. Levitating Gnarr Attack! Go Down Into The Water. FISHIES! Fight All Of Them And Just Shoot The Big One. It Was Just A Decoy! (Reference To Reznov).  Touch The Switch And Then Go Through The Door That's Up The Stairs. Don't Expect No More Enemies Just Yet! As You Go Up The Stairs, Marsh Hopper Attack! Go To The Next Room And Then Fight All The Marsh Hoppers. Go Over The Fence And Then Fight The Kamikazi That Was Dawdling A Little While Ago. Defeat All The Enemies. Approach The Deep Water. The Door Closes. Do'h! Fight The FourArms To Get Through. MORE FISHIES! Swim Through The Deep Water And Get To The Hallway Leading Up. Next Level.

Level 9:Memphis(Metropolis):This Level Is Sooooooooooooooooo Complicated. Check Another Walkthrough.

Level 10:Alley Of The Sphinxes:Go Down That Huuuge Path. For Some Reason You Lost Almost All The Ammo For Your Weapons. Try To Take Down The Enemies With The Weapons You Have. Grab Ammo On The Way. If You Keep Going You Shall Get The MOST DEVASTATING WEAPON OF ALL! The SBC Cannon. Kinda Bad For A Name Of A Superweapon. It Can Kill Bulls In One Hit. Use It Now. Keep Grabbing Ammo On The Way. Go Into The Arena For A Fight. Keep Going After You Beat All Those Enemies. Place All Four Of The Artifacts Then Defeat All The Enemies. Finally,A New Challenger Appears!
Lava Golem! Kill It With Your SBC Cannon. Then Go Into Karnak. FYI I Am Not Giving You Walkthroughs For Karnak And Luxor(and ssshhh, the secret level).

Level 13:The Great Pyramid:This Is It Man. The Final Fight! Defeat All The Enemies In The Arena(This Might Take A While) And Get Out Of The Arena! Watch Out! Look Out! Final Boss. This Guy Is HUGE. He Grows More Weapons As You Deal Damage On Him. But While You Fight Him Near The Great Pyramid,He's Invincible. He Can Heal Himself. Keep Dealing Damage On Him Until He Grows The Max
Weapons. Then Go Into The Pyramid. This Is It. Go Through Those Four Hoops And Then Lead Him To The Middle Of The Map. ZAP. His Healing Powers Are Gone And He Lost A Whole Lotta Health. Finish Him Off Now! Congrats! You Finished The First Encounter.

Level 1:Sierra De Chiapas: Get Ready For Serious Sam The Second Encounter! Get Out Of The Pond And Then Grab The Chainsaw. Fight The Gnarrs And The Firecracker. Grab The Shotgun And Fight More One Eyed Freaks. Fight The Kamikazis, The Kleer And The Werebull. Go Into The Temple. Grab And Use The Sniper Rifle To Take Out That Scorpion. Watch Out For Those Harpies Coming From The Mountains! Go Into The Temple, Grab The Flamethrower And Fight The Gnarrs. Go Into The Next Room And Fight The Small Scorpion. Fight All The Opposition And Then Fight Your Second New Enemy!(The First Was The Apelike One With The Rocket Launchers) Pumpkin Head! Just Fight Through The Rest. It's Easy. I Dunno Why I'm Even Helping You With This.

Level 2:Valley Of The Jaguar:Jump And Jump So Straightforward I'm Not Wasting My Time Telling You About This Level. The Whole Aztec Part Of The Game Is Easy. Can I Stop Now? Ok.

I'm Just Gonna Skip T'ill Europe

Level 10:The Citadel:Get out and grab the weapons. Defeat all the enemies and go down that door. Avoid all the traps. Once you get to the bridge you should find the sniper rifle. Grab it. Go up the bridge. Lightning will strike and you'll find a flamethrower. Grab it. Fight all the enemies on the bridge and on the towers including the red guy holding a powerup. Go through the gate and grab the coach gun. Grab the hooollllly cross. Fight the kleers and fight and fight and fight. I fergit about the next part. Sorry.

Level 11:Land Of The Damned: I know this one pretty well. Fight all the enemies and go through the gate.
Kamikazis have got a new weapon! Watch out! Keep fighting. It's mostly fighting. Go through the lava cave and to the portal. It's a looooooong walk through the lava cave. Watch out for lava based enemies. And non lava based enemies. Get to the ice field and defeat everything. Next level.

Level 12:The Grand Cathedral:Super simple. Fight through the hall and through the courtyard. Go into the cathedral garden. MORDEKAI! He summons minions only so his minions will attack you alone. Finish him off and go into the cathedral! W00t! Finished the game!

Yay walkthroughs done!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

SS3-BFE

I've Never Played The Game Before But I Got It! Finally! I'm Gonna Punch The Gnarr's Face In,Rip Out A Rocketeer's Heart And HeadLock A Kleer Skeleton And Rip His Skull Off! Sounds Gruesome. And Awesome. Whatever! AWESOME! I Baked You A Pie! Oh Boy What Flavor! Pie Flavor.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

HE Grenades Suck.

The HE Grenades Totally Suck. Really. They Suck So Much I Can't Find A Bad Acronym To Use To Discourage It. They Should Kill Instantly. They Should Be Awesome Like The Smoke And Flashbang. But Noooooo. If You Waste A Bit Of Money For An HE Grenade, You Have Made A Big Mistake. You Could Have Used That Money For A New Pistol, Or Extra Money So You Could Buy That Magnum Rifle You Were Working Up To. Just Buy A Flashie, They're Cheaper And They Stun The Enemy So You Can Go In For A Quick Attack. What I Call Flashies And Smokies, SNIPERS WORST NIGHTMARE! When My Bro Throws A Smoke I Say SNIPERS WORST NIGHTMARE! When My Bro Throws A Flash Right Near My Face, I Say SNIPERS WORST NIGHTMARE! I Shoot Randomly Everywhere In Both Instances.

he_tennis

My Bro Got he_tennis From The Internet. Apparently It's Fun, Like Tennis.

Counter-Strike Source Talk

I'm Very Good With The M4A1 On Hostage Maps. I Use It Paired With The Five-Seven. I Use Kevlar And Helmet And I'm Almost Always Counter Terrorists-Seal Team 6. My CSS Nick Is DEVGRU Lead, So It's Obvious That I'm Almost Always ST6. Source Has The BEST Maps. I've Downloaded Estate For Counter-Strike Source, It's Called cs_mansion. Also, I Found Some Rats Maps For CSS. They're Called de_rats,de_rats_poporoom and de_rats_homestudio I Think. Most Said Words In Counter Strike Source. BOOM HEADSHOT! YEAH EAT THAT SUCKAHS! U WANT SOMM MORE OF DAT! TAKE THIS!
If I Ever Become Terrorists,I Use Arctic Avengers, Change My Name To Arctic Lead And Use The Krieg 552,The 228 Compact,And Kevlar And Helmet. CS 1.6 Can't Beat CSS. When Is CS-GO Coming Out! I WANT IT NOW!

Friday, March 16, 2012

Dragon Age 2

Dragon Age Origins Final Boss, The Archdemon
Dragon Age 2's Extremely Easy Final Boss
I Find The Final Boss Of Dragon Age 2 Too Easy. I Can Beat Her In At Least 5 Minutes.Without Dying. They Should Have Switched The High Dragon Boss With Her. The High Dragon Killed Me At Least 50 Times. Darn She Was Hard. It Was Worth It To Get The Champion Armor Set. I Beat The Game With The Warrior Class. I Also Beat Origins With The Warrior Class. But I Beat Awakening With The Rogue Class. The Final Boss Of Dragon Age Origins Was A Little Too Easy, As I Only Died 5 Times Before Killing The Archdemon. Awakening's Final Boss, However, WAS HARD. Hard As Hard Can Be. She Killed Me Over 400 Times And It Took Me A Week To Beat Her. Also, Not Adding A Pic For Awakening's Boss. That's Classified,Censored And Creepy. I'm Not Adding It So I Don't Get Bad Comments From Nice People.

Halo

As The Games Go On..... More Weapons Are Gained And Lost. Bye, 60 Bullet Assault Rifle. Greetings, 32 Bullet Assault Rifle. Hello GRAVITY HAMMER OF PURE AWESOMENESS. Yay I Can Use The Energy Sword In Halo 2 and 3!  Woo! SAINT PATRICK'S DAY HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES. WOO. Yay Halo 3 Armor. Bye Halo CE Armor Until I Unlock You Again. OMG Halo Reach Was Awesome But It Needed The Flood In It.  Halo 4 Might Be As Bad As Battlefield 2. They Say. Fingers Crossed It Will Be Good.

Killing Floor

I Don't Even Know Where To Start. I Don't Know ANYTHING About Killing Floor Other Than That There Are ZOMBIES And You Can Unlock The Pyro In It. BYE. Actually, now I know more. NAH JK!

Counter-Strike Source

I'm Getting Counter-Strike Source Right Now! I've Always Wanted To Play It! I REALLY REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT! BYE!

Crysis vs Crysis 2

Crysis, In My Opinion,Was The Best Of The Two Games. It Had A Better Feel To It. Do You Even Know About Crysis? If So,Congrats. The Aliens In Crysis Were A Good Mix Of Weak And Strong Ones. The KPA, They Were OK..... But They Were A Little Too Strong In Huge Numbers. The Aliens Were Good And Just The Right Difficulty. The Hunter Was A Great Boss. You Know, The Huge Guy With Four Legs On The Human AirCarrier Warship. The Warrior, The Flying Fortress You Meet Also On The Warship,Was Slightly Worthy To Be A Final Boss,But In My Opinion,He's A Little Too Weak Without His Minions. His Minions Make Him More Worthy, Though. That Guy You Meet In The Mines. That Commander Guy With The KPA Nanosuit. You Know Him, Right? And That Mini G? He's Easy To Defeat, Actually.  Aim For The Head. It Works Like A Charm, Especially With An Automatic Weapon. Ok, Yeah, About Crysis 2....... I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH IT BECAUSE IT WAS SOOOOOOO HARD! I ONLY GOT UP TO THE LEVEL LAB RAT! There, Are You Happy Now? Good. The Manhattan Virus Is Creepy As Heck. Bye.

More VIP Maps!

The VIP Map You Start With In CS 1.6 Is Oilrig But I Feel That There Is A Need For More VIP Maps. Yeah, Even Counter-Strike Maps.Com Doesn't Have Enough VIP Maps. PROTECT THE VIP TEAM.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Seal Team 6, GSG-9,Sas And The GIGN

The Four Protagonists Of Counter-Strike Have Many Things In Common, Other Than Their Texture. They Use Awesome Guns. They Use Kevlar And Helmet. They Are Counter-Terrorists. They SAVE LIVES! They Rescue Hostages And Escort VIP's! They Also Take Lives, But Only From The Nasty Terrorists. They Are The Four Squads That Make The Rescues And Escorts Possible. THEY ARE THE BEST! GO TEAM!

Intro

Ok, So From Now On I'm Gonna Be Writing My Game Reviews,Advice And Tactics In This Blog. Yes,I Will Write About Team Fortress 2. Get Ready.