My flaming fists of fury will destroy you, fiend! hahahahaha! Hey, didn't I kick your butt two rooms back?!
I hate running backwards!
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
GameList
Tell me in the comments about your fave game and i'll put it in this list. There's four to get it started!
- Serious Sam TSE
- Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
- Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3
- Zeno Clash.
- Portal
- Half-Life
- Minecraft
- Deathspank
- Halo CE
- Raze 2
- Dead Space
- Metal Gear Solid
- Far Cry 3
- Dead Space 3
- GTA SA
- League Of Legends
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Monday, March 26, 2012
Vote!
Which Music Do You Like! Tell Me In The Comments! They're Kukulan, Exotech And Mordekai Music.
Listen.
Listen.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
SSTFE And SSTSE Levels
Level 1:Hateshput:First You Spawn In Front Of The Temple,Go Up Those Stairs And Rocketeers Will Appear, Don't Worry, Lightning Strikes And They Get Killed. Go Inside The Temple To Find More Rocketeers And Another Revolver. Go Down That Hallway. Fight The One Eyed Freak(It's A Gnaar,Deal With It) And Go Into The Pool For Some Powerups. Then Go Into The Door,Grab The Shotty, And Then Fight More Rocketeers And Smaller Gnaars. After That,A Kleer Skeleton Will Appear! Two Point Blank Shots With The Shotty Will Take It Down. Then Go Into The Door The Skeleton Came From To Go Into The Sand Canyon.
Level 2:Sand Canyon:You Spawn In A Canyon Of Sand,Obviously. Once You Hear AAAAAAAAAAAAA That Means You Should Get Your Shotty Ready, Because Those Are Kamikazes! The Rest Of The Level Should Be Pretty Straightforward. Then Fight The Bull And The Robot To Get To The Next Level.
Level 3:Forgot The Name,Sorry: The Whole Level Is Quite Hard And I Can't Quite Make A Walkthrough Of This Level. Sorry. You Get The Dual Barrel Coach Gun In This Level. Also Scorpion Men Appear In This Level.
Level 4:Valley Of The Kings:You'll Start In A Small Temple. Grab All The Supplies And Head Out. Fight All Those Crazy Enemies Outside. Once You Meet New Enemies, Like Bigger, Red Robot And FourArms Reptile Mode, Get Ready For Your First Boss Battle. He Appears After You Grab The Rocket Launcher. He's FourArms Reptile Mode That Looks Like He Was Injected With Stimulant That Made Him Bigger. Defeat Him Then Venture Into The Temple. It's Pretty Straightforward From There. Grab The Tommygun Once You See A Room With A Tiny Pyramid In The Middle. Watch Out. Marsh Hoppers Everywhere. Also Kamikazis And Kleer Skeletons Appear. Once That's Over, Go Through The Door. Watch Out! Kleer Skeleton Appears! Open Fire With The Coach Gun! Get To The Artifact Room. Blast The Statues To Make A Portal Appear If You're Playing HD. If Not,A Pendulum Will Be Behind Some Rocks. Blast The Rocks To Make The Pendulum Swing! Get On Before It Stops Swinging! Go Through That Cave To Get To The SEEECRET LEVEL! DO NOT GO ACROSS THE BRIDGE! It Will Break And You Will Take The Shortcut To The Next Level!!! Missing The Secret Level!!!!!!!
Seeeecret Level!:Moon Mountains:You'll Spawn In An Alcove. Walk Across The Bridges! Defeat Any Enemies In Your Way! Once You're At The Last Mountain, Jump Down To The Platform Below. Go Through The Cave. Watch Out! Gnarr Attack!!!! Keep Going Through To Get To A Huge Place With A Circular Waterfall. Go Down Onto The Waterfall And Destroy Any Enemies In Your Way. Go Into The Door Guarded By Those Two Rocketeers. Jump Down The Well. In Some Instances You Will Meet Fishies! They're Dangerous And You May Have Met Them Before If You Got The Powerups In The Valley Of The Kings Under The Water. Swim Out. Harpies!!!!! Go Through The Door, Move Through The Hall And Get To The Oasis!
Level 5:Oasis:You'll Spawn Under Water. Get Ammo! Get Out And Then Fight All The Guys In Front Of The Temple! Go Into The Temple To Find The Grenade Launcher. Fight All Those Skeletons And Then Go Down To Fight Another Skeleton! Keep Going. You May Find Some Scorpions. I Don't Remember. Go Through The Door! Another Boss Battle! Marsh Hopper Swarm. Defeat Them And Go Through The Door. Fight All Those Enemies And Then Fight MORE Marsh Hoppers. I Think You Get To The Artifact After That.
Level 6:Memphis(Dunes):You Don't Need A Walkthrough For This Level! Are You Lazy! You Just Fight Fight Fight. No Winding Doorways Or Puzzles. Just Huge Plain And Lots Of Fighting. Oh Fine. First You Spawn In A Huge Desert. Fight All The Guys There. After That,Go Into Memphis To Get The LazerGun. Fight Again And Then Go To The Next Pretty Straightforward Level.
Level 7:Memphis(Suburbs):Just Keep Fighting. Go Through The Doorway And Then Touch The Two Switches. Go Down Into The Icky Mucky Sewers.
Level 8:Memphis(Sewers):Get To The Surface. Go Through The Door. Levitating Gnarr Attack! Go Down Into The Water. FISHIES! Fight All Of Them And Just Shoot The Big One. It Was Just A Decoy! (Reference To Reznov). Touch The Switch And Then Go Through The Door That's Up The Stairs. Don't Expect No More Enemies Just Yet! As You Go Up The Stairs, Marsh Hopper Attack! Go To The Next Room And Then Fight All The Marsh Hoppers. Go Over The Fence And Then Fight The Kamikazi That Was Dawdling A Little While Ago. Defeat All The Enemies. Approach The Deep Water. The Door Closes. Do'h! Fight The FourArms To Get Through. MORE FISHIES! Swim Through The Deep Water And Get To The Hallway Leading Up. Next Level.
Level 9:Memphis(Metropolis):This Level Is Sooooooooooooooooo Complicated. Check Another Walkthrough.
Level 10:Alley Of The Sphinxes:Go Down That Huuuge Path. For Some Reason You Lost Almost All The Ammo For Your Weapons. Try To Take Down The Enemies With The Weapons You Have. Grab Ammo On The Way. If You Keep Going You Shall Get The MOST DEVASTATING WEAPON OF ALL! The SBC Cannon. Kinda Bad For A Name Of A Superweapon. It Can Kill Bulls In One Hit. Use It Now. Keep Grabbing Ammo On The Way. Go Into The Arena For A Fight. Keep Going After You Beat All Those Enemies. Place All Four Of The Artifacts Then Defeat All The Enemies. Finally,A New Challenger Appears!
Lava Golem! Kill It With Your SBC Cannon. Then Go Into Karnak. FYI I Am Not Giving You Walkthroughs For Karnak And Luxor(and ssshhh, the secret level).
Level 13:The Great Pyramid:This Is It Man. The Final Fight! Defeat All The Enemies In The Arena(This Might Take A While) And Get Out Of The Arena! Watch Out! Look Out! Final Boss. This Guy Is HUGE. He Grows More Weapons As You Deal Damage On Him. But While You Fight Him Near The Great Pyramid,He's Invincible. He Can Heal Himself. Keep Dealing Damage On Him Until He Grows The Max
Weapons. Then Go Into The Pyramid. This Is It. Go Through Those Four Hoops And Then Lead Him To The Middle Of The Map. ZAP. His Healing Powers Are Gone And He Lost A Whole Lotta Health. Finish Him Off Now! Congrats! You Finished The First Encounter.
Level 1:Sierra De Chiapas: Get Ready For Serious Sam The Second Encounter! Get Out Of The Pond And Then Grab The Chainsaw. Fight The Gnarrs And The Firecracker. Grab The Shotgun And Fight More One Eyed Freaks. Fight The Kamikazis, The Kleer And The Werebull. Go Into The Temple. Grab And Use The Sniper Rifle To Take Out That Scorpion. Watch Out For Those Harpies Coming From The Mountains! Go Into The Temple, Grab The Flamethrower And Fight The Gnarrs. Go Into The Next Room And Fight The Small Scorpion. Fight All The Opposition And Then Fight Your Second New Enemy!(The First Was The Apelike One With The Rocket Launchers) Pumpkin Head! Just Fight Through The Rest. It's Easy. I Dunno Why I'm Even Helping You With This.
Level 2:Valley Of The Jaguar:Jump And Jump So Straightforward I'm Not Wasting My Time Telling You About This Level. The Whole Aztec Part Of The Game Is Easy. Can I Stop Now? Ok.
I'm Just Gonna Skip T'ill Europe
Level 10:The Citadel:Get out and grab the weapons. Defeat all the enemies and go down that door. Avoid all the traps. Once you get to the bridge you should find the sniper rifle. Grab it. Go up the bridge. Lightning will strike and you'll find a flamethrower. Grab it. Fight all the enemies on the bridge and on the towers including the red guy holding a powerup. Go through the gate and grab the coach gun. Grab the hooollllly cross. Fight the kleers and fight and fight and fight. I fergit about the next part. Sorry.
Level 11:Land Of The Damned: I know this one pretty well. Fight all the enemies and go through the gate.
Kamikazis have got a new weapon! Watch out! Keep fighting. It's mostly fighting. Go through the lava cave and to the portal. It's a looooooong walk through the lava cave. Watch out for lava based enemies. And non lava based enemies. Get to the ice field and defeat everything. Next level.
Level 12:The Grand Cathedral:Super simple. Fight through the hall and through the courtyard. Go into the cathedral garden. MORDEKAI! He summons minions only so his minions will attack you alone. Finish him off and go into the cathedral! W00t! Finished the game!
Yay walkthroughs done!
Level 2:Sand Canyon:You Spawn In A Canyon Of Sand,Obviously. Once You Hear AAAAAAAAAAAAA That Means You Should Get Your Shotty Ready, Because Those Are Kamikazes! The Rest Of The Level Should Be Pretty Straightforward. Then Fight The Bull And The Robot To Get To The Next Level.
Level 3:Forgot The Name,Sorry: The Whole Level Is Quite Hard And I Can't Quite Make A Walkthrough Of This Level. Sorry. You Get The Dual Barrel Coach Gun In This Level. Also Scorpion Men Appear In This Level.
Level 4:Valley Of The Kings:You'll Start In A Small Temple. Grab All The Supplies And Head Out. Fight All Those Crazy Enemies Outside. Once You Meet New Enemies, Like Bigger, Red Robot And FourArms Reptile Mode, Get Ready For Your First Boss Battle. He Appears After You Grab The Rocket Launcher. He's FourArms Reptile Mode That Looks Like He Was Injected With Stimulant That Made Him Bigger. Defeat Him Then Venture Into The Temple. It's Pretty Straightforward From There. Grab The Tommygun Once You See A Room With A Tiny Pyramid In The Middle. Watch Out. Marsh Hoppers Everywhere. Also Kamikazis And Kleer Skeletons Appear. Once That's Over, Go Through The Door. Watch Out! Kleer Skeleton Appears! Open Fire With The Coach Gun! Get To The Artifact Room. Blast The Statues To Make A Portal Appear If You're Playing HD. If Not,A Pendulum Will Be Behind Some Rocks. Blast The Rocks To Make The Pendulum Swing! Get On Before It Stops Swinging! Go Through That Cave To Get To The SEEECRET LEVEL! DO NOT GO ACROSS THE BRIDGE! It Will Break And You Will Take The Shortcut To The Next Level!!! Missing The Secret Level!!!!!!!
Seeeecret Level!:Moon Mountains:You'll Spawn In An Alcove. Walk Across The Bridges! Defeat Any Enemies In Your Way! Once You're At The Last Mountain, Jump Down To The Platform Below. Go Through The Cave. Watch Out! Gnarr Attack!!!! Keep Going Through To Get To A Huge Place With A Circular Waterfall. Go Down Onto The Waterfall And Destroy Any Enemies In Your Way. Go Into The Door Guarded By Those Two Rocketeers. Jump Down The Well. In Some Instances You Will Meet Fishies! They're Dangerous And You May Have Met Them Before If You Got The Powerups In The Valley Of The Kings Under The Water. Swim Out. Harpies!!!!! Go Through The Door, Move Through The Hall And Get To The Oasis!
Level 5:Oasis:You'll Spawn Under Water. Get Ammo! Get Out And Then Fight All The Guys In Front Of The Temple! Go Into The Temple To Find The Grenade Launcher. Fight All Those Skeletons And Then Go Down To Fight Another Skeleton! Keep Going. You May Find Some Scorpions. I Don't Remember. Go Through The Door! Another Boss Battle! Marsh Hopper Swarm. Defeat Them And Go Through The Door. Fight All Those Enemies And Then Fight MORE Marsh Hoppers. I Think You Get To The Artifact After That.
Level 6:Memphis(Dunes):You Don't Need A Walkthrough For This Level! Are You Lazy! You Just Fight Fight Fight. No Winding Doorways Or Puzzles. Just Huge Plain And Lots Of Fighting. Oh Fine. First You Spawn In A Huge Desert. Fight All The Guys There. After That,Go Into Memphis To Get The LazerGun. Fight Again And Then Go To The Next Pretty Straightforward Level.
Level 7:Memphis(Suburbs):Just Keep Fighting. Go Through The Doorway And Then Touch The Two Switches. Go Down Into The Icky Mucky Sewers.
Level 8:Memphis(Sewers):Get To The Surface. Go Through The Door. Levitating Gnarr Attack! Go Down Into The Water. FISHIES! Fight All Of Them And Just Shoot The Big One. It Was Just A Decoy! (Reference To Reznov). Touch The Switch And Then Go Through The Door That's Up The Stairs. Don't Expect No More Enemies Just Yet! As You Go Up The Stairs, Marsh Hopper Attack! Go To The Next Room And Then Fight All The Marsh Hoppers. Go Over The Fence And Then Fight The Kamikazi That Was Dawdling A Little While Ago. Defeat All The Enemies. Approach The Deep Water. The Door Closes. Do'h! Fight The FourArms To Get Through. MORE FISHIES! Swim Through The Deep Water And Get To The Hallway Leading Up. Next Level.
Level 9:Memphis(Metropolis):This Level Is Sooooooooooooooooo Complicated. Check Another Walkthrough.
Level 10:Alley Of The Sphinxes:Go Down That Huuuge Path. For Some Reason You Lost Almost All The Ammo For Your Weapons. Try To Take Down The Enemies With The Weapons You Have. Grab Ammo On The Way. If You Keep Going You Shall Get The MOST DEVASTATING WEAPON OF ALL! The SBC Cannon. Kinda Bad For A Name Of A Superweapon. It Can Kill Bulls In One Hit. Use It Now. Keep Grabbing Ammo On The Way. Go Into The Arena For A Fight. Keep Going After You Beat All Those Enemies. Place All Four Of The Artifacts Then Defeat All The Enemies. Finally,A New Challenger Appears!
Lava Golem! Kill It With Your SBC Cannon. Then Go Into Karnak. FYI I Am Not Giving You Walkthroughs For Karnak And Luxor(and ssshhh, the secret level).
Level 13:The Great Pyramid:This Is It Man. The Final Fight! Defeat All The Enemies In The Arena(This Might Take A While) And Get Out Of The Arena! Watch Out! Look Out! Final Boss. This Guy Is HUGE. He Grows More Weapons As You Deal Damage On Him. But While You Fight Him Near The Great Pyramid,He's Invincible. He Can Heal Himself. Keep Dealing Damage On Him Until He Grows The Max
Weapons. Then Go Into The Pyramid. This Is It. Go Through Those Four Hoops And Then Lead Him To The Middle Of The Map. ZAP. His Healing Powers Are Gone And He Lost A Whole Lotta Health. Finish Him Off Now! Congrats! You Finished The First Encounter.
Level 1:Sierra De Chiapas: Get Ready For Serious Sam The Second Encounter! Get Out Of The Pond And Then Grab The Chainsaw. Fight The Gnarrs And The Firecracker. Grab The Shotgun And Fight More One Eyed Freaks. Fight The Kamikazis, The Kleer And The Werebull. Go Into The Temple. Grab And Use The Sniper Rifle To Take Out That Scorpion. Watch Out For Those Harpies Coming From The Mountains! Go Into The Temple, Grab The Flamethrower And Fight The Gnarrs. Go Into The Next Room And Fight The Small Scorpion. Fight All The Opposition And Then Fight Your Second New Enemy!(The First Was The Apelike One With The Rocket Launchers) Pumpkin Head! Just Fight Through The Rest. It's Easy. I Dunno Why I'm Even Helping You With This.
Level 2:Valley Of The Jaguar:Jump And Jump So Straightforward I'm Not Wasting My Time Telling You About This Level. The Whole Aztec Part Of The Game Is Easy. Can I Stop Now? Ok.
I'm Just Gonna Skip T'ill Europe
Level 10:The Citadel:Get out and grab the weapons. Defeat all the enemies and go down that door. Avoid all the traps. Once you get to the bridge you should find the sniper rifle. Grab it. Go up the bridge. Lightning will strike and you'll find a flamethrower. Grab it. Fight all the enemies on the bridge and on the towers including the red guy holding a powerup. Go through the gate and grab the coach gun. Grab the hooollllly cross. Fight the kleers and fight and fight and fight. I fergit about the next part. Sorry.
Level 11:Land Of The Damned: I know this one pretty well. Fight all the enemies and go through the gate.
Kamikazis have got a new weapon! Watch out! Keep fighting. It's mostly fighting. Go through the lava cave and to the portal. It's a looooooong walk through the lava cave. Watch out for lava based enemies. And non lava based enemies. Get to the ice field and defeat everything. Next level.
Level 12:The Grand Cathedral:Super simple. Fight through the hall and through the courtyard. Go into the cathedral garden. MORDEKAI! He summons minions only so his minions will attack you alone. Finish him off and go into the cathedral! W00t! Finished the game!
Yay walkthroughs done!
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
SS3-BFE
I've Never Played The Game Before But I Got It! Finally! I'm Gonna Punch The Gnarr's Face In,Rip Out A Rocketeer's Heart And HeadLock A Kleer Skeleton And Rip His Skull Off! Sounds Gruesome. And Awesome. Whatever! AWESOME! I Baked You A Pie! Oh Boy What Flavor! Pie Flavor.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
HE Grenades Suck.
The HE Grenades Totally Suck. Really. They Suck So Much I Can't Find A Bad Acronym To Use To Discourage It. They Should Kill Instantly. They Should Be Awesome Like The Smoke And Flashbang. But Noooooo. If You Waste A Bit Of Money For An HE Grenade, You Have Made A Big Mistake. You Could Have Used That Money For A New Pistol, Or Extra Money So You Could Buy That Magnum Rifle You Were Working Up To. Just Buy A Flashie, They're Cheaper And They Stun The Enemy So You Can Go In For A Quick Attack. What I Call Flashies And Smokies, SNIPERS WORST NIGHTMARE! When My Bro Throws A Smoke I Say SNIPERS WORST NIGHTMARE! When My Bro Throws A Flash Right Near My Face, I Say SNIPERS WORST NIGHTMARE! I Shoot Randomly Everywhere In Both Instances.
Counter-Strike Source Talk
I'm Very Good With The M4A1 On Hostage Maps. I Use It Paired With The Five-Seven. I Use Kevlar And Helmet And I'm Almost Always Counter Terrorists-Seal Team 6. My CSS Nick Is DEVGRU Lead, So It's Obvious That I'm Almost Always ST6. Source Has The BEST Maps. I've Downloaded Estate For Counter-Strike Source, It's Called cs_mansion. Also, I Found Some Rats Maps For CSS. They're Called de_rats,de_rats_poporoom and de_rats_homestudio I Think. Most Said Words In Counter Strike Source. BOOM HEADSHOT! YEAH EAT THAT SUCKAHS! U WANT SOMM MORE OF DAT! TAKE THIS!
If I Ever Become Terrorists,I Use Arctic Avengers, Change My Name To Arctic Lead And Use The Krieg 552,The 228 Compact,And Kevlar And Helmet. CS 1.6 Can't Beat CSS. When Is CS-GO Coming Out! I WANT IT NOW!
If I Ever Become Terrorists,I Use Arctic Avengers, Change My Name To Arctic Lead And Use The Krieg 552,The 228 Compact,And Kevlar And Helmet. CS 1.6 Can't Beat CSS. When Is CS-GO Coming Out! I WANT IT NOW!
Friday, March 16, 2012
Dragon Age 2
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| Dragon Age Origins Final Boss, The Archdemon |
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| Dragon Age 2's Extremely Easy Final Boss |
Halo
As The Games Go On..... More Weapons Are Gained And Lost. Bye, 60 Bullet Assault Rifle. Greetings, 32 Bullet Assault Rifle. Hello GRAVITY HAMMER OF PURE AWESOMENESS. Yay I Can Use The Energy Sword In Halo 2 and 3! Woo! SAINT PATRICK'S DAY HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES. WOO. Yay Halo 3 Armor. Bye Halo CE Armor Until I Unlock You Again. OMG Halo Reach Was Awesome But It Needed The Flood In It. Halo 4 Might Be As Bad As Battlefield 2. They Say. Fingers Crossed It Will Be Good.
Killing Floor
I Don't Even Know Where To Start. I Don't Know ANYTHING About Killing Floor Other Than That There Are ZOMBIES And You Can Unlock The Pyro In It. BYE. Actually, now I know more. NAH JK!
Counter-Strike Source
I'm Getting Counter-Strike Source Right Now! I've Always Wanted To Play It! I REALLY REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT! BYE!
Crysis vs Crysis 2
Crysis, In My Opinion,Was The Best Of The Two Games. It Had A Better Feel To It. Do You Even Know About Crysis? If So,Congrats. The Aliens In Crysis Were A Good Mix Of Weak And Strong Ones. The KPA, They Were OK..... But They Were A Little Too Strong In Huge Numbers. The Aliens Were Good And Just The Right Difficulty. The Hunter Was A Great Boss. You Know, The Huge Guy With Four Legs On The Human AirCarrier Warship. The Warrior, The Flying Fortress You Meet Also On The Warship,Was Slightly Worthy To Be A Final Boss,But In My Opinion,He's A Little Too Weak Without His Minions. His Minions Make Him More Worthy, Though. That Guy You Meet In The Mines. That Commander Guy With The KPA Nanosuit. You Know Him, Right? And That Mini G? He's Easy To Defeat, Actually. Aim For The Head. It Works Like A Charm, Especially With An Automatic Weapon. Ok, Yeah, About Crysis 2....... I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH IT BECAUSE IT WAS SOOOOOOO HARD! I ONLY GOT UP TO THE LEVEL LAB RAT! There, Are You Happy Now? Good. The Manhattan Virus Is Creepy As Heck. Bye.
More VIP Maps!
The VIP Map You Start With In CS 1.6 Is Oilrig But I Feel That There Is A Need For More VIP Maps. Yeah, Even Counter-Strike Maps.Com Doesn't Have Enough VIP Maps. PROTECT THE VIP TEAM.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Seal Team 6, GSG-9,Sas And The GIGN
The Four Protagonists Of Counter-Strike Have Many Things In Common, Other Than Their Texture. They Use Awesome Guns. They Use Kevlar And Helmet. They Are Counter-Terrorists. They SAVE LIVES! They Rescue Hostages And Escort VIP's! They Also Take Lives, But Only From The Nasty Terrorists. They Are The Four Squads That Make The Rescues And Escorts Possible. THEY ARE THE BEST! GO TEAM!
Intro
Ok, So From Now On I'm Gonna Be Writing My Game Reviews,Advice And Tactics In This Blog. Yes,I Will Write About Team Fortress 2. Get Ready.
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